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Joke of the Week Little Johnny's teacher decided that the children should learn about mime, so she had each of them develop a speech, which was to be relayed by using motion only. When Little Johnny's turn came, he stood up in front of the class: "Ladies (grabbing chest) and gentlemen (grabbing crotch)..." Little Johnny's teacher wasn't amused, so she sent him to the Principal's office. Johnny explained what happened, so the sympathetic Principal told him to revise his speech as follows: "Ladies (motioning woman's curves) and gentlemen (making a muscle with his arm)..." Little Johnny went back to class and proceeded to give his speech again: "Ladies (motioning woman's curves) and gentlemen (making a muscle with his arm), it gives me great pleasure (whacking-off motion)..." Interview: Vin Diesel Vin Diesel returns to our screens as he once again plays Dominic Toretto in the fouth film of The Fast and The Furious. In 2006 Diesel made a cameo appearance in The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, reprising his role from The Fast and The Furious. More »   Competition Winners G.I. Joe PIT Set >> Michael Hidreth & Runner Up Prize: TwisterJamz (Shem Jones) Diesel: Only The Brave >> Jonathon Hagger, Haylesh P, Johny Woller, Aidan S, Gareth Goodinson, Jonathan Persson, Jack Kilp, Bobby Shen, Paul Bellamy, & Hayley Culverwell. Kermadec - $250 Voucher >> Michael (Zenjahdude) Dai Another Day - Saturday 26th September >> Matt Hayter, Sam Benson, & Mark Donovan Get in contact with Frank to organise logistics, if we don't hear from you within the week it's all fair game for a re-draw   Current Competitions Win: The Fast and The Furious 4 & a Pioneer Blu Ray Player RRP $999 More » Speedshow 2009 - Win tickets More » GAIA Made for Men More » Lindauer Sauvignon - the Savvy new way to celebrate More » Kodak EasyShare M380 digital camera More »

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